So, in no particular order –

Before helping to bring about the birth of CGI in films with Tron, Steven Lisberger directed this animated tale of the world’s animals coming together to compete for gold & glory. Yes the message of how everyone’s the same deep down is as subtle as some the stereotyped characters but there’s some subversive digs at saturated sports programming and features voices from the likes & Billy Crystal and The Simpsons legend Harry Shearer.

Trivia – The film was never given a theatrical release, it originally premiered on HBO

Lewis Collins, the best actor never to have played James Bond TM, transferred his badass persona from The Professionals to the big screen in this love letter to the SAS. Hastily shot & released to ride the wave of goodwill the regiment had after dealing with the Iranian Embassy hostage crisis, it’s a well-paced thriller, if a little po-faced. It’s just a shame it didn’t ignite Collins’ star like it was hoped and he didn’t get the roles his everyman likeability & natural charisma deserved. His 007 could’ve been up there with Connery & Craig’s if given the chance.

Trivia – Most of the climactic siege scenes were shot with real SAS soldiers and not stunt men

King of the parody song Weird Al Yankovich co-writes & stars in this madcap comedy. His unemployed loser inherits his Uncle’s local TV station and looks to increase its ratings in order to ward off a hostile takeover from another channel. The plot in just an excuse to stitch in a number of Weird Al’s trademark parodies, from Conan the Librarian & Ghandi II (tagline – No more Mr Passive Resistance), to adverts for Spatula City. However a warning for your ears, this film does contain dialogue spoken by Fran Drescher!

Trivia - The Wheel of Fish game show sequence was filmed with real fish on the prop wheel, by the end the day’s filming many of the crew were sick from the smell

Based on a true story this basketball drama is a slam dunk. Despite ticking every sporting cliché in the book (the new coach’s methods aren’t accepted, sport as the lifeblood of small town America, talented but troubled star player brought out of his shell, last second winners…) it by gets on the quality of the script and the actors. In particular Gene Hackman, and the Oscar nominated turn by the late Dennis Hopper as a player’s alcoholic father. There’s also an excellent fist-pumping score by Jerry Goldsmith.

Trivia – Ranked #4 on the American Film Institute’s list of The 10 Greatest Sports Films.

This World War Two spoof from writer/directors Jerry Zucker, David Zucker & Jim Abrahams is criminally overlooked despite having jokes hit at the same rate as their more widely regarded Airplane! Val Kilmer plays Elvis rip off Nick Rivers (his latest hit Skeet Surfin’ opens the film) who gets caught up with resistance fighters in East Germany, cue some of the best word play and visual gags ever.

Trivia – Val Kilmer sang all of his character’s songs himself

The high water mark of John Cusack’s teen slacker flicks sees him ride across country with Daphne Zuniga for the chance to shag a morally lax Nicollette Sheridan (yes, her off of Desperate Housewives). Sandwiched in between Spinal Tap & Stand by Me this is regarded as one of Rob Reiner’s lesser works which is great shame. It may not have the abundance of quotable lines like the former but it certainly has the heart of the latter and plenty of laughs as well.

Trivia – Daphne Zuniga’s character states that when she was six she wanted to grow up to be a princess. Two years later Zuniga played Princess Vespa in Mel Brook’s Spaceballs.

George C Scott plays a composer who is left broken when he witnesses his wife & son killed in an accident. To piece his life back together he rents a massive, spooky looking house so he can compose & reflect, but soon enough he begins to witness strange occurrences and, as hundreds of horror stories tell us, he must dig into the house’s past to solve its mysteries. Although it’s like many, many haunted house pics before & after it, director Peter Medak wrings every ounce of dread out of the story without ever relying on cheap jump scares or piercing violins. Directors of modern, CGI saturated crap-fests like Mama & The Lazarus Effect should take note, this is how you make a ghost story.

Trivia – Included on Martin Scorsese’s list of Scariest Horror Films of all Time

Kevin Costner, in one of his first starring roles, struggles to bond with his estranged brother (David Marshall Grant) whilst competing in America’s most dangerous cycling event, The Hell of the West. Director John Badham slips into high gear (sorry couldn’t resist) for the race sequences, showing just how dangerous a sport it is without going OTT. He also doesn’t allow the brother’s story to slip too far into sentimentality. Bonus points should also go to Costner for anchoring the film despite displaying a horrendous (even by 80’s standards) porno ‘tasch.

Trivia – One shot sees a rider slide off the road and over the edge of a cliff. This was not planned and the rider only escaped a fatal 1000 feet fall when his bike was snagged by a small tree.

Oscar winner Nicole Kidman made her big screen debut in this low budget Oz effort. Made at the height of the BMX craze, her character Judy is teamed with likeable best mates PJ & Goose as they get caught up with bank robbers after coming across a stash of walkie-talkies. Despite being aimed at kids, there is a little edge within the story thanks to a menacing Mr Big gang leader, Ms Kidman intimating teenage threesomes (prizes for spotting it), and a night time chase through a graveyard that left my cousin embarrassed as shit due to my 5 year old self running out the cinema in blind panic.

Trivia – Nicole Kidman was doubled during BMX sequences by an 18 year old boy in a ginger wig.

Michael J Fox sets out to prove that Yuppies can be nice guys too in this winning comedy. His Kansas farm boys moves to New York to make it big in business but winds up having to scam his way up the corporate ladder after his post grad job is liquidated. Fox is perfect in his role, anybody else would have made their turn as the all American guy, getting by on wits and shit-eating grin very annoying, but he gets you on his side with his easy going charm. It almost makes you want to carry a Filofax and wear trouser braces.

Trivia – Features a ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ appearance of a young Cindy Crawford

Guest writer Jake Stevenson